the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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