I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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