More tranny stories later!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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