is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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