so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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