If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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