when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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