Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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