Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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