it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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