ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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