One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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