these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
