We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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