I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
