i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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