nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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