My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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