Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sorry about my life...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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