Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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