honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
