a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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