Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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