If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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