so explain again why im purple
no
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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