what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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