They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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