ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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