So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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