Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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