You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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