Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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