I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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