I CAN MOONWALK!
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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