I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
