Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My ass is underappreciated
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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