I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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