Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
