But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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