You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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