Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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