I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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