Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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