i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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