PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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