By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
this is an emotional support booty call
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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