my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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