I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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