I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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