I'm going to jail i love you
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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