mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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