How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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