she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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